And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm really busy with my period
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