My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
