Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
