How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
