ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
soo... how was my night?
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