Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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