I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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