Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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