I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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