It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize
