I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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