Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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