love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
