dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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