My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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