i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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