My underwear smells like fireworks.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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