it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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