ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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