is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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