Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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