remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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