You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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