im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
