Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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