i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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