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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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