from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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