You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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