Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
