awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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