But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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