You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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