So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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