I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
you never un-have a 4some
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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