I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
