But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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