I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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