Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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