It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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