Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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