I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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