When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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