There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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