My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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