She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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