We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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