so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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