I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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