porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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