He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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