Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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