Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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