you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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