Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I would fuck him just for his dog
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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