Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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