Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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