I'm laying in your front yard are you home
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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