you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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